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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Resident Evil surprise return announced by PlayStation - GAMINGbible

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers

Still no good

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Devin Harjes, "Boardwalk Empire" and "Manifest" actor, dies at 41 - CBS News

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?